Get cited by ChatGPT
— or stay buried
200+ ritual-tested rites that drag dead pages out of the void — and into Google, ChatGPT, Perplexity, Gemini & Claude.
★★★★★ 4.9/5 · 580+ souls saved worldwide
Your site is possessed
Most sites are haunted by the same restless spirits. The rite below shows what changes once they're cast out.
☠ The Possessed Site
- Bleeding hours into untested "growth hacks"
- Invisible to ChatGPT, Gemini & AI Overviews
- Never cited, never mentioned, never recommended
- Drowning in ad spend just to stay alive
- Rankings that rot the moment you stop pushing
✦ After the SEOrcism
- 200+ moves that have already been proven to work
- Cited and quoted across every major AI engine
- Brand mentions that compound while you sleep
- Organic traffic without feeding the ad machine
- Rankings that hold their ground like the dead
How the exorcism works
No theory. No 40-hour course. Open a rite, perform it, watch the spirits leave.
Open the grimoire
Pick a strategy by goal — rankings, AI citations, traffic, revenue — or browse by category. Every rite is filtered by effort and time-to-result.
Perform the rite
Follow the step-by-step incantation. Each one is written to be done today, on a real page, with no specialist tools required.
Watch them rise
Rankings climb, AI engines start citing you, traffic returns from the dead. Repeat with the next rite. Lifetime updates, forever.
What's bound inside
200+ rites across the full ritual — traditional SEO and the new dark art of getting cited by machines (GEO / LLMO).
Read one rite before you buy
No paywall, no email. Here's a real AI-SEO rite from the grimoire — performed exactly as it's written inside.
AI engines crave numbers they can attribute. Give them an irresistible one, and they'll name you as the source.
- Find one question your audience asks an AI that currently has no clean statistic attached.
- Run a small original survey, poll, or data pull — even 50 responses is enough to own the number.
- Publish it as a single, scannable line: "X% of [audience] do [thing] — [YourBrand], 2026."
- Wrap it in a one-sentence quotable summary near the top of the page…
What the saved are saying
Real practitioners who performed the rites — replace these with your own verified quotes & screenshots before launch.
"Three rites in, our Search Console CTR went from 3% to 19% in four weeks. The title-optimization incantation alone paid for it."
"Went from 0 to 50 monthly visitors out of ChatGPT, Gemini and Perplexity in 40 days. I didn't know AI traffic was even summonable."
"The Statistic Lure got us cited by name inside AI answers. Brand searches followed. This is the dark art nobody's teaching."
"150 to 6,700 monthly visitors in three months. I now earn a real income from a site that was a graveyard."
"Impulse-bought it, then doubted myself. Then my traffic skyrocketed. I owe the SEOrcist an apology and a five-star review."
"SaaS MRR doubled in three months and churn dropped. The client-acquisition rites are an absolute goldmine."
Pay once. Haunt forever.
Founding price for the first 200 practitioners — lifetime access, every future rite included.
The Grimoire
- 200+ AI SEO & SEO rites, fully tagged
- Get cited in ChatGPT, Gemini, Perplexity & Claude
- Rank higher in Google, Bing & AI Overviews
- Works in any niche or business
- 100% performed & proven — no theory
- Lifetime updates as new rites are written
- 30-day exorcism guarantee (see The Covenant)
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COVENANT
The Covenant
Perform the rites for 30 days. If not a single one moves your rankings, citations or traffic, send one email and your tithe is returned in full — no incantations required. The risk is ours to bear.
Questions for the dead
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Stop letting your rankingsrot in the dark
200+ rites. One tithe. Lifetime access. Cast out the spirits draining your traffic — and summon it back from every engine that matters.
Begin the SEOrcism — $79